We talk about booty all the time – does anyone give thought to the fact that booty is not Booty anymore – it turning literally into Crack? 

Is it booty play time anymore if they ain’t literally showing a deep crack.

That ain’t cute to some of us who once liked you. To others it may be but it turns beauty into a stripper pose. Don’t you agree?

That all with those 5 mile long Marilyn Monroe eye lashes – whewwwww whee ah? 

You immediately know you have seen a hot momma ah?